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rainygalaxy18:

nothisisc8:

YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER

NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL

BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES

AND WE WERE GRATEFUL

idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on.
This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

Shingeki no Kitties :3 (pusheen)

I love my baby and you know I couldn’t live without her
But now I need to make every girl think this song’s about her
Just to make sure that they spread it like the plague
So I describe my dream girl as really really vague like…

LOL.

mynameisboburnham:

Bo Burnham - “what.” my new hour-long special is now on YouTube for free. enjoy! :)

This is certainly one of the weirdest kind of things I’ve ever seen. Also, a very special kind of humour, not for everybody. I’m really surprised with all the deep thinking behind all of this jokes which may just seem obscene or simply stupid. This guy is a genius. You really can’t understand this until you’ve watched the whole show. If you are in the mood you should give it a try. It’s name: “what.” certainly describes how the audience ends up feeling during and at the end of the performance. What. The. Hell. Is. This. 

bonkalore:

sadchula:

shardwick:

It can wait.

next time someone is mean to you just tell em this

Me avoiding my responsibilities

capnamberlysaysahoy:

Same Luke same

ask-kind-petra:

but first

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let me take a selfie

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god