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rowing-away:

Just found an otp in my word search… #ereri

I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix.
I drew some porny fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic.
Can’t help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair,
In canon they have never met—

I don’t care, I ship it. I don’t care.

I know that they are siblings but I think there’s something more
If she weren’t dating that guy, they’d be banging, I am sure.
The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.
Twincest can’t really be that bad—

I don’t care, I ship it. I don’t care.

You’re on the canon ground, I’m up in crack ship space
Let’s start a shipping war, don’t care if I get hate.
Don’t like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I’ll go down with this ship!

I ship it! 
I ship it!

They keep on saying they’re not gay, but yeah I really doubt that,
This can’t just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?
I think the subtext in the second season’s pretty clear,
Don’t tell me I need to calm down—

I don’t care, I ship it.
I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don’t care, I ship it. I don’t care.

You’re on the canon ground, I’m up in crack ship space
Let’s start a shipping war, don’t care if I get hate.
Don’t like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I’ll go down with this ship!

I don’t care, I ship it.
I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don’t care, I ship it.
I don’t care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don’t care.
I ship it.

hoppip:

classyraptor:

Apparently it’s World Cat Day today. Grab your feline friend and give them a big kiss.

it is

if-i-cry-nothing-would-change:

That is TOO cute!

if-i-cry-nothing-would-change:

That is TOO cute!

lilithvonhallen:

a real eren

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Art By @ccchacall

 

sleepingwithsirens-org:

sleepingwithsirens.org 

WTF Kellin?! x’DDDDDDD

charleythehouseplant:

captainyumikuri:

itsaroosterteeththing:

sirisles:

dixiesaurer:

aaronwarner-anderson:

mongezeas:

g0kudera:

sarahdesdemona:

ninth-level-of-awesome:

I love how Tumblr teaches us how to be perfect criminals.

Also, if you’re burying a full body, make sure you bury them vertically. Satellites orbiting earth look for holes that are approx. 6ft long because that’s suspicious. Ideally though, drain your body of fluids in a tub ((mix fluids with bleach and let them soak before draining and take precautions to keep your house from smelling like death from your sink and whatnot. Draining the body also keeps decomp at bay a bit and makes it easier to portion)) and cut it to bits. It’s easier to bury a head than a whole body, and takes less time so you don’t have to tell your neighbors, “Oh, I’m night gardening!”

Also, if a dog happens across it, it’s more likely it will devour a single body part than all of your ex-husband.

Another method is to put it into a septic tank. They’re a plethora of bacteria, and the smell of waste covers the smell of decomposition very well.



You should also destroy all teeth, massacre the face and burn fingerprints/remove finger tips to keep from identifying by anything other than DNA.

…I didn’t come up with these ideas, just what I’ve gleaned from reading on the internet.

i used to joke about Tumblr teaching us how to get away with murder, but fuck, man

the thing is when i see this i want to go kill a man just because i have the knowledge

thanks tumblr

Remember when you’re at the crime scene to wipe down all surfaces and then take the victims hands and touch things with them. Pick up cups and run the hands along table tops. A room with zero fingerprints is very suspicious.

If you live near the ocean you can drain the body and cut up the cadaver into small pieces then mix it all together with fish parts and dispose of it easily by pretending to chum the water for fish and sharks. Actually do chum the water a bit before dumping in your victim to be sure there are plenty of hungry fish around. Stick around and fish for a while so anyone who happens to see you won’t get suspicious. This way you don’t have any body parts lying around waiting to be dug up and identified. Plus you might catch a marlin or something.

PLUS YOU MIGHT CATCH A MARLIN

Also remove the tongue/toes (there’s something else that’s completely unique to every person but I can’t think of it write now) because they will be/can be used for identification.

TUMBLR WHY

They can take ear prints off victims (just as unique as finger prints) if they’re found early enough, so you’ll need to get rid of those too. They’re small enough that you can feed them to a large dog or something.

WTF. Seriously: Tumblr, building up serial killers since 2008